All Plants Are Edible Hoodie | Vintage Botanical, Dark Nature Humor

Vintage botanical illustration meets dry, outdoorsy wit: a small, centered print shows finely detailed plant and mushroom sketches framed around a balance scale and the phrase nodding to dark nature humor. The muted, earthy artwork reads like an old field guide illustration, lending a cottage-witch / forager vibe that pairs with hiking and mycology interest. Subtle placement keeps the look wearable while signaling belonging to plant-nerd and cottage-core circles. Product features - 50% cotton, 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) - Without side seams (tubular knit) - Drawstring hood with color-matched woven cord - Kangaroo pouch pocket - DTF sleeve and wrist prints; DTG main prints Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed