All Plants Are Edible Crewneck | Dark Nature Humor, Vintage Botanical Skull

Vintage botanical illustration meets dry, outdoorsy humor: a line-drawn skull framed by detailed wild herbs and mushrooms with the tongue-in-cheek phrase “All plants are edible — some only once.” The subtle, antiqued illustration style reads like a field guide plate, giving this crewneck a cottage-witch / forager vibe that fits with mycology and plant-nerd wardrobes. On crisp light fabric the artwork feels like a wearable naturalist study, blending whimsy and dark nature humor for hikes, forest walks, or quiet days in the garden. Product features - Embroidery available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, right + left wrists - Made in Nicaragua - Adult sizes only - Gildan 18000 — 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), 50/50 cotton-polyester blend - DTF inner neck labels; main prints DTG Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -